Snow Prompted Letters

Dear Arlington County,

I want to thank you for the stellar job you are doing in cleaning up the great white mess. I especially want to thank you for hauling away some of the 6 foot snow piles lining my street. However, was it necessary to begin work on said piles at 2:30 am? The snow would have still been there in the morning. Also, my water smells/tastes like a swimming pool, what is with that?

P.S. If you need a new Health Educator over at the Health Dept. I'm your gal!

Dear Deseret Industries on 7th East in SLC,

Do you remember those nearly perfect Sorel Snow Boots that I donated in August? I would like them back! You see I was under the impression that I was moving to an area that did not get a lot of snow, I was wrong.

(yeah that's a car)

Dear Vancouver,

We have your snow. If you still need some for the Olympics we would be happy to share.

Dear Snow,

I am ready for you to go away, you have made us lazy. With no school and no where to go we have not made it out of bed before 9:00 am all week. It is time for you to leave and for us to get our acts together.